5 Things I’d rather do then see The Watchmen again…

1) Masterbate with 50 grit sandpaper

2) Drown Small innocent puppies

3) have an orgy with dead bodies

4) get shipwrecked on a deserted island an be force to systematically kill and eat all of my friends who accompanied me of the voyage to stay alive.

5) skin myself alive with a bent rusty butter knife and a pair of old pliers….

Long Story short, I hated The Watchmen, what I hated most about it is the fact that it had sooooo much potential, theres a great story in their, but it was just a royal fuck up of a movie. If you have 3 hours to devote to blue penises, akward sex positions, and or premature ejaculations, as well as so many cut scenes you’ll probably get nausous and vomit. Then check it out for yourself, but I would highly NOT recomend it

P.S. Raw shack is fucking bad ass, I did like that about the movie