Dear Mr. Cuervo…

Why do you hate me so much? Why when I specifically call you by name at a bar to partake in your deliciousness, do you feel the need to kick me in the ass. I was at a friends birthday party this time, and we were bar hopping, but you still felt I deserved an ass kicking. I am quite upset about this. I wish we could get along better, and be good friends because I do enjoy your company, and your consumption, thanks again……AJLebs