Just a Thought….

I Have not read Harry Potter, I will not read Harry Potter, and to this day I’ve only sat through one of the movies from start to finish. Not because I have some weird deep seeded hatred for the little wizard, and there are times when I have tried to commit time to reading and/or watching the Harry Potter saga. However my stomach just won’t allow it because I just find it so bad and boring, I’m suddenly filled with the urge to vomit and/or defecate over the shear ridiculousness and absurdity that is the Harry Potter adventure. Though its an original story, and concept, I feel it cliches itself from its redundancy and therefor makes everything trite and boring, and just downright annoying. I have never been so freaking irritated by something that I don’t even take a part in other then this film, except maybe also the lord of the rings, and rent….. but thats a whole other can of whoop ass to open.  

It’s just sooooo bad, I mean come on really…? I feel like whenever that crazy writer doesn’t know what direction to take her story in, she creates this weird character, gives it a never b4 mentioned relationship to Harry Potters parents, suddenly makes that individual the most important thing in that kids life, and last but certainly not least, names is by shaking up a bag full of scrabble pieces and pulling out 7-15 letters with her butt cheeks, and tries to make the most coherent name she possibly can.

As my good friend and fellow part time philosoper, drunkard, and scheme maker John Burke would say…..

Rant mode is deffinetly ON…

Hence the sudden explosion of distaste for the series, but please I want to know, what is so god damn mesmerizing about this. I mean people talk about this more then I touched myself in the 6th grade, and that my friends, if you are not aware, is “a very hard margin to beat”……(No pun intended, I swear)……but please…..WTF

Rant mode Off……… for now