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I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. There is great need for a…

Jun 10th

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May 5th

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Apr 30th

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Have some integrity, people

autostream: This is Tumblr. Stop the hate of other “competing” Tumblrs and their contents, and stop treating this place like a high school. We’re all in here for the content, not for the bickering. You would think that Tumblr’s lack of messaging system would’ve kept the e-hate to a minimum, seeing that this is a micro-blog platform. We post a photo, and a couple of words… that’s it. How much...

Apr 28th

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Watch

Awesome video! Yet another reason why dogs are better then cats!

Apr 20th

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Apr 1st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 30th

Mar 29th

Here it goes...

The Closest thing i’m Getting to a vacation this year, St. Louis here I come!

Mar 24th

I understand that the idea of Valentine's Day can...

johnburke: ajlebs: johnburke: ellenisthinking: but seriously just shut up. I hate Valentine’s Day. I think it’s a stupid holiday, and people should care about their significant other every day of the year. But just because you’re single doesn’t give you any right to bitch and moan about how much your life sucks. If you really can’t be happy being single, you have a whole lot of other...

Feb 15th

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I understand that the idea of Valentine's Day can...

johnburke: ellenisthinking: but seriously just shut up. I hate Valentine’s Day. I think it’s a stupid holiday, and people should care about their significant other every day of the year. But just because you’re single doesn’t give you any right to bitch and moan about how much your life sucks. If you really can’t be happy being single, you have a whole lot of other issues you should attend...

Feb 14th

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Your name as defined by urban dictionary

Wow i picked a few excerpts from urban dictionary, mostly good stuff, some flattering, others very true, and some just fucking histerical! 1) The boy’s name Andrew \a-nd-rew, an-drew\ It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is “man, warrior”. 2) Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser 3) sexy beast with...

Feb 4th

Jan 28th

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Cause and Effect

ME: Oh man, yesterdays hangover was awful it was so bad
Kurt: Well, you did drink half the bar
Me: yeah that sounds about right, I guess that explains it

Jan 8th

To Be Fair....

Lets not forget that ast year I was treated with the gift of a 5 gallon air compressor…. no tools, no hoses either, just an air compressor… wtf are you thinking!! that was my fathers gift, What did i give him you ask? a $200 acoustic guitar, and several books of music for it, i believe there was also an itunes gift card in there, last year from my mother I got some cloths, that...

Dec 26th

Fuck Christmas

So heres a question, who wants two medium sized t-shirts (won’t fit me, and no recipt) small screwdriver set (ive had my own tools for a long while) small ratchet set (again ive had my own for a few years) and a $50 applebees card (Never ever have time to go) Because I have no fucking use for any of these. And yes thats ALL I got for christmas. Yeah I’m sure this makes me sound...

Dec 26th

WOO!!!

Gateways Haunted Playhouse of Horrors, is getting Phenominal reviews! check it out for yourself http://www.lihauntedhouses.com/listing-9639/default.aspx Newsday is also set to release a piece on it tomorrow! i hope its just as good!!

Oct 20th

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Sep 18th

Aug 10th

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Aug 10th

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Aug 10th

Jul 14th

hmmm

I seem to not have time to blog these days….I’m not ok with that, I promise I will start up again soon

Jun 14th

5 Things I'd rather do then see The Watchmen...

1) Masterbate with 50 grit sandpaper 2) Drown Small innocent puppies 3) have an orgy with dead bodies 4) get shipwrecked on a deserted island an be force to systematically kill and eat all of my friends who accompanied me of the voyage to stay alive. 5) skin myself alive with a bent rusty butter knife and a pair of old pliers…. Long Story short, I hated The Watchmen, what I hated most...

Mar 7th

Dear Mr. Cuervo...

Why do you hate me so much? Why when I specifically call you by name at a bar to partake in your deliciousness, do you feel the need to kick me in the ass. I was at a friends birthday party this time, and we were bar hopping, but you still felt I deserved an ass kicking. I am quite upset about this. I wish we could get along better, and be good friends because I do enjoy your company, and your...

Mar 4th

Bad Day...

I walked in on my dad having sex with my mom earlier today. It was so gross, especially since my mom’s been dead for two years.

Mar 4th

Think About it...

If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism and masturbation is mass genocide.

Mar 4th

Coolest search engine....

So I just came across this search engine, searchme.com, and its prety freaking awesome. What is it that makes it so cool, take google, and put its search results in apples coverflow format, so you can see that actual webpage before you open the link, and thats it. And to my surprise it actually works, and works really well. All of its search results are diplayed in a coverflow like format and...

Mar 2nd

Politically Correct..?

“HOMOSEXUALITY IS GAY!!”

Mar 2nd

Famous Last Words #1

“Dude, Hold my beer and watch this!!”

Mar 2nd

Im Dumb

I need to not buy things, when I have no money….o well

Feb 27th

Ok I'm Fucking Pissed

I cant stand people who don’t take their jobs seriously. And I especially can’t stand those same people who do that with their CAREERS. I had, a meeting with the Asst. Principle of my old high school, Mr. McClintock, over a month ago. The purpose of said meeting was to arrange a manner in which I can have contact with the teachers that my little brother had. They were giving (several...

Feb 27th

And So It Continues....(part 2)

So big news today in the automaker Industry…. As Both General motors, (owners of Buick, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Daewoo, GMC, Holden, Hummer, Opel, Pontiac, Saab, Saturn, and Vauxhill) And Chysler (owners of Chrysler, Dodge, and Jeep) plead for yet ANOTHER government bailout to the tune of around 8 Billion combined….The government has stated the reformation plans must be devolpoed and...

Feb 19th

Feb 18th

Ok I'm getting sick of this....

Ok so once again, It is in the morning, 5:00 am to be exact, and I have been lying in bed for about 7 hours, and sleep just doesn’t happen. Am I tired? Fuck yes I’m exhausted, like it actually hurts, but can I sleep? no. I’m getting really sick of this, especially since I’ve been flat out told there is nothing I can do about it. What a way to start my favorite fucking...

Feb 14th

WHAT!!??

Fucking 9 days….!!??….. Yeah I’m pumped :)

Feb 10th

WOW...

The Joyd*ck Mods Your Penis Into a Joystick (NSFW) By Brian Lam, 4:01 PM on Mon Feb 9 2009, 19,397 views The Joydick is a DIY cock ring that turns a penis into a 4-way joystick, with masturbatory strokes replacing as button presses. Ok now right now every guy who sees this is thinking the same thing, and I actually have the balls to say it….(no pun intended) But, WTF TOOK SO LONG!!!!!...

Feb 10th

A manly cry...

Me: Your so manly in every aspect of your life….. Except music….
John: Brb, going to cry in the corner.
Me: no offense
John: A manly cry though

Feb 9th

Watch

I REALY hope that this guy is just kidding…..If you know nothing about self defense…. Don’t do this!! haha

Feb 5th

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Oh kid….I know this feeling all to well, don’t worry it goes away….eventually (he’s stoned on No2, from a dentist operation)

Feb 4th

Feb 3rd

Just a Thought....

I Have not read Harry Potter, I will not read Harry Potter, and to this day I’ve only sat through one of the movies from start to finish. Not because I have some weird deep seeded hatred for the little wizard, and there are times when I have tried to commit time to reading and/or watching the Harry Potter saga. However my stomach just won’t allow it because I just find it so bad and...

Feb 3rd

18 days....1 hour....14 minutes.....

Just Saying….

Feb 2nd

iTouch...? Really?

You Know I’ve confronted several people about this issue to get to the bottom of where the term “iTouch” came from, and every conversation has pretty much ended the same way. Each time, I am Laughed at by Whomever I am speaking to because they absolutely insist that the official name is the iTouch, and that there is no such thing as an iPod Touch, and that i am nothing more, then...

Jan 31st

Jan 29th

Lifetime Must See Concerts...

So as of now I’m 21 years old, and have never really considered myself a real concert goer. However I just realized that I’ve almost already seen every major concert “That I need to see before I die”, and with my wild taste in music, their not the easiest concerts to attend, such as the Billy Joel Last play at Shea which sold out in 3 hours… yet I got tickets…....

Jan 29th